i have a huge secret! But i can't tell anyone!

Dear ... (kyle),
I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you drive over your “my little pony “ collection . I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men.
 
I'm returning your old new kids on the block blanket to
you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory.
 
 
You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
 
best of luck with the sex change,
Lindsay
 
i love this! kyle is one of my really good guy friends and i saw this on adams profile

ive gone threw 20 sitemodels haha but anyways this is finally me. i thought it was weird using someone elses pix so here i am!